Funny things I remember during the early days

I remember my first born used to poo a lot! once after feeding him I changed a wet nappy at 1 am and with no light (the electricity was off) so he's on the changing table and suddenly...omg...it was such an explosive one! it went all over the carpet,door and wall..I was quick enough to move on time...now it sounds funny to me...then, not so much

I said Taaaaa to my Husband when I gave him his supper plate the other night.. LOL what a joke, we both cracked up laughing.

Thats funny Melinda

Kyle was about 2 weeks old when DH and I went to rent some movies.

I got out of the car and walked around to get Kyle who was behind his seat in his car seat.

When I got to that side of the car to open the door the door was locked and DH was walking towards the Video store...I was like....hmmmm HUNNY he looked at me as to say What?! when realisation suddlenly struck that he forgot alllll about Little guy in the back of the car...

Needles to say it NEVER happend again

I'm still in the early days, but the most ridiculous things we do must be the stupid lullibies! I sometimes hear Dh humming xmas carols and I tend to make up new songs to the beat of the... national anthem!!!!

Karate Mom - that's just too funny LOL.

I never did the rocking thing as I've never really rocked my kids to sleep, but funny things I did:

Kayla was sick so I took her to the doctor and then that night she had fever so I called my sister in a panic at 2 in the morning crying my heart out, so she came with me to emergencies and the doctor just told me to keep giving her her antibiotics as it will take 24 hours to work

Another time Kayla had sore bum (rash) so she wee and then started screaming, I took her and ran with her to the bathroom and dipped her in an ice cold bath!! HUGE MISTAKE! Then she wouldn't stop screaming and I rushed her to casualties! At least they gave me some stuff that really worked

Another time I got home and I fed Kayla and she wouldn't eat, so I made her something else and she wouldn't eat, so I made her something else and so on. I think I made like 5 different meals for her and it was like 21h00 at night already and I only realized how stupid I was when we both sat on the carpet crying our hearts out! Now I just leave them if they don't eat!

When my kids were little I didn't use a monitor but I would get up all the time, just staring at them to move. Was too scared to actually touch them. If they didn't move, I would poke them - like quickly and move away

Oh ya and once Kayla choked and I was at home getting dressed but I had no shirt on (I lived in a block of flats at the time), so I grabbed her and ran to the door, just to realize I don't have a shirt on, so I ran back and forth not knowing whether I should put her down to get dressed or to ran for help without a shirt She eventually ''unchoked'' from all the running!

With Megan is was much easier as hubby was around to help

A few night after coming home from hospital and being so sleep deprived, DH and I were trying to change K's poo nappy at like 2 am. When we were done, I looked at him and he burst into laughter and told me to go look in the mirror. There was baby poo on my eyelid like an eyeshadow and I just screamed: "Fluck that shit!" Lol! I totally lost it as I was so sleep deprived and the last thing I needed was poo on my eyelid!