Things that annoyed u abt pregnant women b4 u were

HEHE... loving the comments.... Especially the moaning ones...

Another thing that annoys me about pregnant women is when they believe/spurt "old wive's tales!"

I seriously sh&t in my pants.

Partly because I think - you know if you are this stupid, you really should not be permitted to bring a child into this world.

Read a book, understand what is happening and get a brain, because the the least you can do is appear intelligent for your child.

<I realise that sounds a bit harsh, but really I struggle to tolerate fools ..... and our urn is broken and I have not had a cup of tea yet this morning>

mandymel - totally feel you.

I was pregnant with my third child and worked full time, and I had a friend - first pregnancy, who did not work - who kept bleating on about how exhausted she was and and and ......

Seriously started to push the bounds of friendship right there.

@Reluctant Mom, u so gave me a good laugh now as I so no what you mean!!! My sister and I r both currently preggies - im 34wks and she's 15wks...my word, sumtimes she gets on my last nerve! She is so consumed by this pregnancy and every ache and pain is some sort of medical emergency...she can't do this coz she's pregnant, can't lift that, etc...and her DH runs after her like a puppy dog making sure she's comfortable, etc.... Never mind me of course whose practically on my last, having to run around after a 1 year old and still having to listen to her moan and groan...

No offence to her as I love her too bits and know we all are anxious and nervous with our first child, but really now - it's gonna be a long 9months if she continues the way she does!

I also did not know about the spitting thing up until now

well said RM......

BRILLIANTLY said RM! KARMA KARMA KARMA!! hehe

Okay I will go ...... my total peeve is when a woman becomes pregnant and the pregnancy becomes her life.

That is all she talks about.
She updates her Facebook status constantly with "the pregnancy."
Every photo is her and her growing belly.
Every breath is how the baby/bean/peanut is developing.
Every-flaming-thing becomes about THE PREGNANCY .... it is as if it is the virgin conception and this child is the second coming.

I like a bit of pregnancy chatter as much as the next person, but for fk sake, get a life already!!!!

People actually do do this every day - and believe it or not, it is huge for you, not so huge for everyone else.
I love that you feel special, but how empty is your entire life if this pregnancy elevates your status to being "the total centre" of attention.
Pregnant people can do most things excluding scuba and ski diving, so you really do not need to remind me everytime I suggest something that you are pregnant, so I need to remember that.

Seriously, people are not as intrigued by YOUR pregnancy as you might think - we are really just being polite.

<okay, great, now that I have alienated the other sector of the audience, I will go and make myself a cup of tea>