Favourite shag position

Oh my thanks for the laugh ladies.

My other half tends to initiate sex in his sleep. Odd, but a real turn on. Sometimes he doesn't even remember it.

@jade Trust Tay to spoil the mood

Trust me to get DH all revved up yesterday, only to have a very upset, constipated baby. I struggled the whole of last nite to get her comfy again and by then I was bushed. When she slept he crept in next to me and touched my butt and all I could think was , dude, You aint gettin none, I`m so , so tired.

Needless to say , he slept with no Nookie, just hugged me from behind hoping that somehow I would get turned on by the feeling of his stiff manhood, but hey, guess the "HOT SEXPOT" in me died when I became a mommy

Claudia- i had those thoughts for a long time but i think my DH suffered from it worse, he wouldn't touch me for months after LO was born. maybe just have a few real good nights together just after AF and just before AF and you should be pretty safe but also use a lube or spermicide, really your chances with that and the pill/condom are going to be extremely low. (just be warned I conceived the first of my twins on day 10 of my cycle so really do stop having sex by then and the second was day 16 so i would say before day 10 and after day 20 of a regular 28 day cycle should be fine)

RM- of all the dirty posts on here your innocent one was the one that had me in bits! luckily my LB is not quite 2.

JoDon- oh I'm sure the nurses outfit must be fun! Dressing up doesn't work for my DH not even nice undies, he just wants to see full on naked fat preggy belly flopping about LOL

MiksMommy- i think seeing their woman pregnant with their child must make them feel so matcho LOL

Meags- ohhhh those dreaded fanny farts, i actually sufffer more on something like missionary with legs on the shoulders than doggy style, but it's all to do with air being pushed in so maybe try clenching those pubic floor muscles as he's pulling out or pushing in to get an air tight seal LOL

Nozzy- i hope you got your fill last night!!!!!

This topic is making me chuckle

@RM my sister is a grade 1 teacher and she gets loads of strange things from the kids.

As for sex, I think having a baby has traumatised me. All I think now is that I am so not ready to have another baby and James was an accident so what happens if we have another...My poor hubby:)

Hahaha@RM!! Luckily my LG is in bed already! And waaaay too small to read!

AAAAnyway.....

I like it cowgirl style!! Me on top riding the raging bull looking my man straight in the eye!! Also my nurses outfit with the stockings and suspenders makes an appearance if my man behaves! Haha!

Ohhhh...and dont forget oral sex! Mmmmm.... Got those durex lube thingies that look like ice cubes you put in the freezer. Must still try those!

I'm reading this thread - and my son is looking over my shoulder - I am not really noticing him - then he says "what's doggy style..." ... me forgets he can read a bit ....

Fantastic .... no doubt I can expect a call from his teacher tomorrow as he repeats that in class.

I'm going to click away to a less PG thread now.