Bored, anyone have interesting or funny questions?

Kaylae- i had a friend who called a penis a 'Jon'

TaNasha- Vagina and penis? oh my soul, i heard a story once where they taught the LG it was her Vagina so one day at the dining table she declared 'I am sitting on my Vagina" LOL at least if you use a name no one else can work out immediately you might avoid some embarassment, trust me even the best intentions get twisted.

My DH was having a poo and Christopher asked "what's there?" so he told him "Daddys making a poo" so then whenever anyone sat on the toilet including myself for a wee he would declare "poo!" which is fine at home but we were out and i took C into the ladies toilets so i could wee and as i sat down he loudly declared "mama poo" LOL i was so embarassed when i walked out to wash my hands LOL

Vix, you clearly are bored... My daughter Chloe calls hers her "parra" and then of course im trying to teach her the difference between girls and boys as every evening she wants to bath with dadda, so i refer to dadda as tottie.. And that's a big no, no!!!!!!!

at least you are keeping me wide awake.we call a man's thing peter with my friends,don't even know why

Joli, my parents used to say koekie for girls and tollie for boys, i still sometimes feels abit embarrased when i hear it!

Think we will try to stick to the proper names with our kiddies

Joli- my British translation of Koekedoeks is something like cake cloth? now that doesn't sound right what is the translation please?

Now I'm also giggling!!! So True the nicknames!!!

that's funny! Well we are referring to koekedoeks for the girls (hope you English ladies can pronounce it). So the other day my SIL spoke to her son and she called him koekedoeks and hubby and I were both laughing and laughing and poor SIL thought we went mad until we told her!