How do you know it is not going to be a good day?

There is no dignity in being a mother. I have also learned not to wear black to church with my son, because I would sit there trying to act like a lady and off he goes into the sand pit and he comes back and dumps the whole thing in my lap.

the end product: I am left with a whole lot of maps in my pretty black skirt or dress but even worse on the coat.

I think we can all relate.

It's the stuff you find on your person later in the day - and that moment when you remember how it got there, and then start wondering ....

"please, please, please tell me I did not put my hands in my mouth ...."
"my boss did not see that big mucus blob on my shoulder while I was in the meeting ....."
"no one else smelled the glob on the back of my trouser leg that has been there since this morning...."

You really try so hard to just get out of the house looking vaguely respectable, and it kills me to then discover I have been walking around the entire day with some hideous bodily fluid splatter on me, and know others have seen it, and no one has cared to mention it until I disover it in the bathroom at 2pm!!

Is there just no dignity in motherhood?

Not any more cip.

When you are getting ready for work and your son pukes all over and then you can't find your hairbrush or matching socks.

I am exhausted already

oh gosh, and I am a bonified nail biter, oh my God maybe I have eaten poo!!!!!!

Reluctant mom, why did you have to say this?

Nicky I would leave ASAP. Better to excuse myself than sit there with poo under my nails. What if someone else sees it while you are there? I'd def leave to scrub my hands and drown them in lotion.

And then you remember that you had biscuits and used your hands......

very funny ,I wonder how I would react ,you know specially when in a meeting and not being able' to leave.