July 2009 Moms

It might be the light.
Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.

"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Hello Babyjap how is Q doing?

I so hope i can make the meet, please hold thumbs

Charlene did u get my pm? What time is the meet?


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luckily the mom looks scarier and more bitchy anyway so people do kinda just learn to rather not come near.
marijke: it was so much cooler last night although not cool enough, i was so dead tired was lyig sleeping like a corpse on my bed

morning ladies..

OMW i wont even attempt to read all the pages i missed. Im so busy at work i hardly have time to check up. I check my mails and browse the replies on their briefly.

Cinds, u shud mix the Puma with vaseline then it wont be so strong.
happy 8 months to Jesse.

I sooo cant wait to meet the CT ladies on Friday. I have a request for cupcakes from Marilu.

Sumayad here is mine again


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Paula LOL on the very hot and hot