Bored, anyone have interesting or funny questions?

Ja, my mom also said to just tell her im still using it, no explanation needed! Will talk to dh when he gets it.

The other day Tenisha (4) (friend lg) when to pee pee with Marnus, who just started potty training and when he was finished she told him he must wipe, so he did but the willy was still there, so she said, no wipe again, there is still something there!

Just tell her your still using it. You never knew there was a time limit and offer to buy it from her. Its kinda rude to lend something to someone and ask for it back when you know they are still using it. lol my son asked me the other night while i had him and his baby sister in the bath- where's leah's winki? Did it fall off?

Juanita - to eff off... What does dh say?

Kristin - so girls and boys look the same...?

Ok Vix, here's a question for you.

Why do men have nipples?

I call it a "vissie"
Funny story, my friends lg went with me to the loo in spur one day and she mustve been looking when i pulled my pants up and said (on the top of her voice) "Jislaaik, jyt 'n groot vissie" I nearly drowned myself in the toilet!!

Here is a question, totally off the topic. My SIL borrowed me her monitor (comes with movement pad). My lg is 7 months, i still use it purely coz she is in her own room, she has very bad sinus and i just feel much more at eaze knowing that the alarm will sound if something were to happen. Now my SIL wants it back to borrow it to her other friend?? What do i tell her?

if I were English I would use vajay-jay. but now were not It is nearest word to the correct one... mmm lol

Lol my son says winki. My daughter is only 8 months. Think i'll call it her jayjay. There are so many names for it. pixie koekie cake padda vagina vajayjay fanny lol come ladies what else have you heard it refered to as. My ouma calls it yumtorrie. No idea why lol