January 2010 mommies

If I could speak any other foreign language I would be permanently pregnant

Im making mince on toast! Not in the mood to cook tonight either! And I also hate it!

Lollipop I agree on the Spanjards they are yummy really! had to wipe my drool off my face when they played soccer!

I decided now to enter Survivor Maldives! I have done everything else in my life so Survivor will be fun I think!

What am i going to make for blerrie dinner?? Im sick of cooking!! Need my own personal chef!!!

Emailed in Arabic?? WTF?? My husband doesnt even understand me when i speak in Afrikaans what about a foreign language???

Hi Self, welcome to the forum!! Whats for lunch??

Just sent my slave out to get me something (dh) but he is going for a haircut first and then fetching his shoes. I might be dead by the time he gets back!!!

hmm Ek love dit om met myself te praat....
"self, dink jy nie dit is bietjie tyd vir lunch nie"

hmm, jy het 'n goeie punt daar beet...wonder of ek gou kan uitglip

I love google translate, DH and I used to send each other mails in arabic!

Icelandinc:Ég vil dont að sofa hjá þér

I only ever met women from Iceland, but there must be some men there too? Never seen one, maybe they are like the scarlet pimpernel?

Albanian: I dont dua të fle me ty

if the forums I came across on the internet are anything to go by this is the most important albanian phrase you will ever learn!