TTC 2012 Group Year of the ball, Year of the bump

Bwaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strikkie, that is classic...

Something to make your day every1 that want to POAS!!!!!

How to take pregnancy test:

Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).

Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.

Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.

Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.

Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.

Step 5...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.

Step 6...Close one eye. Squint other eye.

Step 7...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.

Step 8...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.

Step 9...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.

Step 10...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.

Step 11...Repeat Steps 5-9.

Step 12...Throw stick away.

Step 13...Pick stick back up out of trash.

Step 14...Repeat Steps 12 and 13 the rest of the day!

Yes!!!! Strikkie, all POAS ARE indeed calling my name...

Laliek, im not sure if hubby will be able to keep up with all the BDing... And you will be happy to know, that i had my bum propped under pillows and legs in the air for a good half an hour.. My right ovary is gonna burst anytime soon... Eina!!!

2kidmamma, when will you test then?

Izelle - so sorry about the BFN, I hope it is like the other ladies have said and AF doesn't show

Lalie - I think I may end up POAS if nothing shows by the weekend, those damn sticks are calling me!!!

HayleyReyneke wrote:

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2kidmamma, holding thumbs for you, hope it's a BFP!!!!!!!!!

Lets hope so too, don't want a big let down!

Ha ha Hayley, pleassssseee take my advise and just keep on bding (even past Thursday if you can) and lie with your bum in the air and don't get up for an hour afterwards just for in case!! Carry on until Saturday then at least you'll have all the basis covered!! Ooohh BFP hun!!

LOL Hayley, so i gather all the POAStick are calling your name

GL 2KM fxfxfx