Oh my shattered nerves - how much news is on here!!! I'm FINALLY back online.
Skyler - you sly gir, jumping the queue! So excited for you, good luck, I reckon you've already had Mateo by this time. Can't believe you went into labour after seeing Lucy. I'm so peeved I couldn't make, it perhaps that's what set you off! Haha. No seriously, good luck - wishing you your perfect birth with healthy baby and healthy mommy in the end.
Lucy - London is absolutely perfect. There is nothing more to say. Congratulations.
Sal - I'm sure you'll be next. I know the boredom feeling. I've been off for 2.5 weeks now and had so much to do that tomorrow will be one of the first days that I'll be at home for the whole day. Looking forward to it. Enjoy the last few days of peace and put your feet up.
Eve - awesome that DH said you can stay at home next year. Shitty that he was insensitive...he probably just had a crappy day. Shame, not good to get emo now. Virtual hug!
AFM - all's well here. Alex is still comfortable. He best not come until next week. DH is so busy at work and I can tell that he is worried that if Alex comes, what he will have to do. If Alex can wait until the work is done, then he would have made enough money already to cover our bills in June and July. So I'm keeping my legs firmly shut and making Hotel Utero as comfortable as possible for him.
My belly is actually quite small. Everyone is commenting that it's small and that they can't believe that I'm 2 weeks away. Which could be down to the fact that I've proportionately picked up weight everywhere and just look small or that Alex is going to be an easily push-able weight. I prefer the latter.
Going to the gynea tomorrow so will find out then. Probably having an internal...eeeeeuuuwwww!
Nelria - aggenee mamma. I hope you feel better. Let us know when you're out. And what Xen is doing with that umbilical cord of his.
Maureen - I LOVE your photos. Jamie is just the cutest thing. Pity about the bulls stuff though

(coming from the Stormer supporter!).
Jane - thanks for the update on Caitlin. Sure the jaundice has since passed. What bottle brand are you using? Have you attempted breastfeeding yet - just curious to see if nipple confusion is a reality or a old wives tale.
Zeltjie - thanks for the tip on the apple vs grape juice in the jungle juice. I'm going to get the stuff later this week.
Eloise - your DH rocks. So impressed!
SimoneK and everyone else - hang in there, our time is near.
Missed you ladies and hope everyone else is well.