Enige iemand sukses met vrugbaarheidspille?

Ek rook nie meer nie Charlaine

ek weet 1ste 2 weke is altyd bliss maar ek hoop en bid maar ek is die keer koliek gespaar kyk ek het my share fair en square gehad

Baie snaaks!!! Het die op e-mail gekry.

The Female Demerit System

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)

Ok sal julle twee mekaar nou net vir n rukkie pm oor julle simpel gerokery

Oky so wie rook nou almal hier?

Cornel,Hlise,Kriek, Strikkie, Nel, ?? Wie nog

Tienka rook jy?

charlaine - dit is nes jy daar se strenger met nr 2 ek en brett se ons gaan alles anders doen met hom en dit gaan sover wragtig goed

ek sit hom wakker neer en loop weg so hy my kan sien as hy niggle draai ek op ander sy sit dummy in en loop wee - hy leer al klaar ek tel nie op nie so die dude le daar en entertain homself - met lea het sy nou op my bors gele want dis lekker gewees en saam my getoer deur die dag maar ek wil hom independant he so los hom baie aleen en spend dan quality awake time

Kriek dis wat gister met my ok gebeur het met Paisley se post. Ek dog sy postanks. ha ha Oops sorry post blanks.

Nel, is bly dit gaan goed met julle. Klink soos droombaba.

Cornel, wanner gaan jy ophou rook? Ek het nog so 6 in my pakkie en ek rook hom al van Sondag af, so die verkoue help so bietjie he he