Oct/Nov 2008 mommies!

angelique!!!! bwah ha ha ha ha !!!! Thanks I needed that - your story had me in hysterics!!!! Ai these boys hey what will they do next!!

Does Valoid syrup "flush" their systems? (Simone you might want to skip reading this bit...)

Bryce was a bit off colour on wednesday at school puking & what not, he didn't want to keep anything down so I gave him some flat coke (watered down) and a teaspoon of valoid syrup to stop him from puking - and as these kids are yesterday he was hunky-dory again and off to school he goes!!! HOLY HELL this morning he pooped what looked like really runny pronutro but smelt like HTH! It came out so fast that the nappy couldn't absorb it quick enough - it was really bad!!!!!!!!!!! So after cleaning up him & myself (as it ran onto my leg) and wiping up the worst on the duvet cover - I thought that was over with - oh please 20 minutes later I get this wiff of $hit again (i seriously thought I was walking around with poop on me still and that I missed some) but no the little man had another go and now he's running up & down the passage trying to catch the cat with watery poop running down his legs!!!!!!!! (no wonder the cat looked so horrified this morning LOL) This time I didn't even bother with the wipes - LOL - I just washed him off in the bath - pyjama top & all.......

and for your information during all this pooping drama - where is daddy dearest..... well puking his guts out in the other bathroom (serves him right - see some people get punished immediately!)

Vix (and the rest of the girls) pls just ignore me right now - I'm so completely hormonal its utterly ridiculous!!!!!!!!!

Listening the the radio a certain song came on that almost had me in tears again! Its really pathetic actually!! LOL

Oh and thanks to my DH (DickHead Husband in this case) Bryce fell off the bed this morning at 4 - the poor child got such a fright. For no particular reason this morning at 04h02 I just sat straight up in bed like someone had woken me up and barely a minute later I hear this thud & I knew he'd fallen off the bed - shame he was so heartsore! Last night Brendon sat with Bryce till he fell asleep and didn't put the gaurd-rail back on the one side so this morning when the F%*k-nut woke up I gave him a mouth full - I told him that thanks to his incompatence & general lack of giving a toss Bryce today looks like someone smacked in next to his eye with a cheese-grater and that as a father he's about as usefull as a chocolate F&*king tea-pot most days!!! I was FURIOUS as he didn't even wake up when I literally jumped out of bed with this awkward body of mine & flew into Bryce room to help him!!

Hello everyone

Just wanted to pop in before the weekend.

Fristly Jess, I hope that you feel better soon but you are in the last stretch so understandably emotionally and physically drained.

Christi good luck with the new job

Julz, lol and the dummy and the telly tubbies

Mandy, well done on you weight loss

Simone, glad all went well with you appointment.

Vix, WONDER WOMAN!!!! Balancing two babies (gorgeous ones I might add), a slice of cake and you BB very close to your side...you are my new hero

Nelria, Xen is super cute I can't believe he is that big already.

Helen, glad both Oliver and Nina are doing well.

Lisha, good luck with your hectic weekend...


Ally glad that you enjoyed your birthday supper for C.

Zee, seems like Cole and his Twin sitter are really giving us a run for our money...

So my latest "potty training story"...please be warned that this is not for sensitive viewers/readers. ..LOL

Last night Cole insisted on having supper before us, he was obviously quite ravenous,,,so I dished him his plate of food and sat him at his small table and chair...anyway so DH and I went and sat at our table and had supper but then notice that Cole was awfully quiet...

Went to the bathroom and did a nice big poo in his potty (ovbiously you guys are thinking...good boy...but with Cole there is always more)

However...he was standing attempting to wipe his own bum ...traces of his poo in lumps and smears all over the potty the bath, the big toilet pot, on his t-shirt and hands....I was mortified but wait for it...there is more

at the same time he was still chewing on some chicken that he was holding in his hand..and yes you guessed right...there was traces of his poo on thetr too....

Needless to say Cole was bathed a gazillion times and I was tempted to use the Handy Andy instead of toothpaste for his mouth but DH convinced me otherwise

Now I do not remember much else but wanted to say hello and happy weekend to everyone!

Jess- don't be sad..... There are about 7 or 8 of us still I think, Even Anneli and Delano are coming, I don't think you've seen her since the boys were about 4m old when we went to willow park the 3 of us. So far it's Zee, Nelria, Mandy, Me, Helen, Anneli, you and possibly Ankia and we'll have a great time I promise.

Just out getting C takkies, will catch up in a bit. Xxx

Hi ladies

Nelria thanks for posting the pics. Vix you are like a super mum carrying both babies at once I just love the pics with Xen next to the baby, he is so big now & as adorable as ever.

Simone glad the appointment went well, hope the gynae also gives you a clean bill of health.

Julz too cute of Dylan thanking the Tubbies for bringing back his dummy lmao.

Ally enjoy the party stuff.

Mandy sure Cam will get over this biting phase soon. Maybe the bite back may have stopped him now.

Christi congrats on the new job and the new car. How is Iris.

AFM Shrey was being very difficult from the time he opened his eyes this morning Didn't want me to iron, didn't want to bath and refused to let me out of his sight. Drop off with mil was bad again, kept saying he doesn't want to go to her but she heard the opposite lol I corrected her hehehehe and he cried when we left.
Otherwise busy weekend ahead. Wedding festivities today and Sunday the wedding itself. Totally wrong that they chose a Sunday but what can we do lol

hi everyone

who is still coming next saturday? I'm so emotional at the moment probably because my boss is being a real asshole at the moment that I got very heartsore when reading that 2 of you weren't coming anymore! I was shocked when I clicked that I'm sad about it then I KNEW these hormones are screwing with my mind!!!! LOL

Nelria i thought now...how come C looks so different and small! lol

Wow cant believe Xen is so big now!!!

Vix balancing 2 kids and eating???? You need a cape my friend.lol

Thanks for posting the pics!