The fine print on the Mommy contract

T's & C's apply

I just love that "all wonderful Birthing story" , especially the natural births.

Until you experienced it you'll never know the truth as we are individuals.

I had an induction at 39 weeks with no pain relief Only after I had Joshua the truth was revealed. How hectic their natural births were.

I would do it all over for my Joshua

Is not s trange that pre-pregnancy everyone always tells you how great it is to fall pregnant and to start a family but never really talk about the deep stuff. The stuff you and your husband argue at night about, or the strange look you get if you tell someone in a job interview that you are a mommy.

Whats really going on, what is the small print in this contract that you willingly or unwilling signed up for?
(Please get me a lawyer) Putting up with Heartburn, Pyjama parade, back ache, snot noses etc. Not to mention your once beautifully shaped body that now could play a role in Shrek. Who knew?

I am not saying its bad to be mommy, but I am looking for the truth, that hidden truth. The unspoken rule of mommies world wide web.


The strange thing is, i am not the first woman to ever fall pregnant, why is it that there is such secrecy to the "small print"stuff that really matters.......?