Oct/Nov 2008 mommies!

guys rant this bloody B...........H at the office refuses to give me keys of the offic i normally use to express. the secretary is not in and she alway gives me the keys.

I ask her nicely if she has spare ,she says she has the keys and when she checks she says oh sorry i dont have them. she is not even bothered. damn cow.

im leaving early cause my breasts will burst and they are really getting eina. my breastpump is electric.

Nicole- that's really lovely that DH approached you about writing his own vows!

Simone- love the letter, I wonder what SARS would say? Ha ha, someone should actually send out a letter like that and see what response they get. Sadly I don't own a single account not even my phone because I'm still an alien!

Lisha- yes she's the overly religious one, until I had C they thought I was the devil. I said to DH, maybe they're scared the devil is going to take over the world by producing many many children, I mean, by the end of this year there will be 3 spawn of the devil walking this beautiful earth to try and tempt good people like themselves into eeeeeevvvvviiiiilllll!!!! LOL he just laughed but then I did do it all in a really scary movie type voice LOL I honestly don't care what they think, I just think it's sad that she will push her own brother away through jealousy! Actually come to think of it........ If we have a girl she will be named after DH's mum who passed away when they were teenagers, She has always turned her nose up at the name but maybe reality is sinking in and she feels hurt somehow? I'll mention that to Elwyn when he comes home, that can make sense!!!! I won't stop DH naming his LG after his mother just because SIL doesn't agree though. It's Elyns way of honouring and remembering his mother and I think that's sweet.

Nicole that is so sweet

LOL Simone Ha ha ha

So df has just informed me that his going to be writting his own vowels for the wedding as he has something special he wants to say.....aw man cute:)

Ladies leaving office at 4 to pick up my munchkin, so hope everyone has a good evening.

We have to fill in forms that were sent through from the pastor who will be marrying us about each other!

lol can i send that to absa credit card dept

lol simone

Had to share this..got in email now....wish i could send such a letter! LMAO!

LETTER TO TRUWORTHS IN JOHANNESBURG


Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.

However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors, quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,
Sipho

PS: I regret to inform you that, given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.