CEASER VS NATURAL BIRTH

I think that dong-dong thing is designed so you do not stay more than three nights - three nights is the limit of dong-dong for anyone.

lol Rm. What about that annoying bloody buzzer or ding dong thing at panorama. I could hear if for days after I left and I only pressed the button twice myself. Why do we have to hear it whenever a mom presses it?

Why is there always a butch milking nurse.

You are sitting there trying to get your baby to nurse, you are struggling a bit, baby is so tiny and all, you look around for help, some nurse who looks like she got fired from the Gestapo for being too strict, marches over, grabs your boob, sort of pulls it forward - usually her hands are just that bit too cold, she has just a little too much hair on her upper lip, you can see she is at the end of a very long very sh&tty shift, and she yanks your boob, and then starts to try to squeeze the nipple into your baby's mouth.

I say "the" nipple, because at this point it is no longer yours, and the problem is you are so mortified that you just sort of lie there and let her yank on your breasts.

The problems is she calls them "titties" or something equally as inappropriate that sort of make you just lie there mortified.

Eventually baby latches, she goes away, and you think, how can I get this baby to remain latched for the next 8 hours so that b*tch does not come back ...

It's all coming back to me now ... good times.

I don't think any amount of kicking will keep the butch milking nurse at bay!

Hey Nelria, I heard a women speak about her emergency C experience after natural and I think it could be fine if you know exactly what you're in for but for me not being able to move my legs, even after the procedure... I mean how are you meant to kick all those nutcases off you? I reserve kicking ability for people like the butch milking nurse...

Hey Julz dont worry, I have often read about your birth. I could not possibly survive a C-birth cos I might be a bit of a control freak and doctors scare me, especially the props (sorry film industry term). Also I sacked my doctor after he asked me for the last time to remove my panties! (lol) I did remove them on the day.
Natural birth really washes any shyness away. The gardenservice could have walked in and I would probably have just expected everyone to be quiet.
Hope make sure everybody gets that you want quiet!!!

nemo i asked for catheder after nurse said no it goes in now - afterwards i find out its just to safe them the scrubbing up for entering a theatre grrrrrrrrr

oh my arms wasnt strapped down but one attached to drip the other on the heart/blood monitor thing so they were unusable and spread out

but the thing is all the clinical things, business like experience and pain just ruined my special day

2 wks after xen came i realised shit i never bought a paper on the day and i knew the freakin date grrrrrrrrr

with lea i had papers/magazine's bought from cape town, limpopo, pta and the UK and she was 3 wks prem i still had time and the excitment to get this stuff done - i videod everything too

then with xen as soon as i heard c-sec i was so scared, angry and frustrated i didnt even get a paper nor asked anybody, i also didnt make a video so my poor boy not even a mnth and already playing 2nd fiddle in a big way

anyhoe i am over everything now he is cute and adorable and here but i just hope and pray if and its a big if there is nr 3 that its natural again - as i simply hated everything about the c-sec man it sucked